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    Default ur ghey thread...

    young grass hoppa's.. listen up.


    - ur ghey if you have only done 3 track events & have your name on your car & driving suit...

    - ur ghey if you completely wrap your front end with masking tape...

    - ur ghey if you refer to track events or HPDE as 'racing'...

    - ur really ghey if you speed & rev in the pits to look cool....

    - ur ghey if your a name dropper....

    - ur ghey if you never give point-by's

    - ur ghey if you start a thread like this....

    - ur ghey if you post videos of you passing cars in hpde to look cool...

    - ur ghey if you have a pink tootoo...



    ok.. who else wants to add?
    driving cars n stuff....

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    ur ghey if you do 'canyon racing'.....

    ur def ghey if you drive an AWD car.....

    ur ghey if you are on any sort of 'race car driver reality' show....
    driving cars n stuff....

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    What if I am just really really happy all the time?

    To the right of The Sheriff. Isn't everyone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Olitho View Post
    What if I am just really really happy all the time?

    depends on what makes you really really happy all the time...


    does this tickle your balls? >>
    driving cars n stuff....

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    ur gay if you think you should be in red, when you're really supposed to be in blue/black.

    You're gay if you drive an FF.

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    your ghey when you drive a viper on motons and hoosiers and
    theirs a grey focus up your ass through turn 8&9 at big willow
    and when you get to the front straight you floor it...not realizing
    the focus makes over 300whp and walks you anyway on the straight...

    your ghey if you drive a miata

    your ghey if your track car is a focus, and your street car is a miata....

    your ghey if you have a 195mm tire on your 9.5 inch wide rim...

    your ghey if you put 22's on your new M5 and go to the track with it

    your ghey is you get wasted everynight at the buttonwillow RTA 09
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    haha, nice thread nils.

    You're *** if you never look at your mirrors at hpdes unless you are Oli.

    you're *** if you wear a cool shirt without shaving your chest hair.

    you're *** if u don;t take out all the loose items in your car before driving on the track.

    you're *** if you drive a Miata, S2k, and Elise

    you're even more *** if you keep having to buy a more expensive ride to keep up with the miatas, s2ks, and Elises.

    And you're really really really *** if you still don't believe in Aero.


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    Quote Originally Posted by GreyFocus View Post
    your gay if your track car is a focus, and your street car is a miata....
    dang, ^^^^^^ that is pretty ***.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mlk_f1 View Post
    dang, ^^^^^^ that is pretty ***.
    i know right, im a dumbass

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDMxDB8 View Post
    You're gay if you drive an FF.
    your even more ghey if you FF car is on struts and makes too much turbo power for its own good
    Last edited by GreyFocus; 04-10-2009 at 03:15 PM.

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    While I appreciate the humor aspects, seriously, guys.

    What if we put the word "Jew" (or perhaps another term, say, one applied to African-Americans, or one applied to Asians) in there? It would be pretty hateful, don't you think?

    Steve "Old enough to have helped God design dirt"

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    ur ghey if you borrow other people's tools at the track

    ur ghey if you post videos of everytime you drive on track and expect everyone on the board to watch them as if you were Fangio

    ur ghey if you post videos of you on track and everyone else is passing you

    ur ghey if you sign up for "advanced" group because you own a fast, expensive car

    ur ghey if you post a 20,000 word essay after every one of your race weekends
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    2006 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution IX MR 6-MT - when I need a backseat, 4-doors, or a real trunk, and still want to haul ass . . .

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    if you drive an m3 and in a download meeting tell the driver of the miata that if he couldnt pass him in the straight, he has no business in front of him.

    Someone said that to gordon at streets.
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    your ghey if you like men...and are a man yourself...
    Last edited by GreyFocus; 04-10-2009 at 03:15 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveLevin View Post
    While I appreciate the humor aspects, seriously, guys.

    What if we put the word "Jew" (or perhaps another term, say, one applied to African-Americans, or one applied to Asians) in there? It would be pretty hateful, don't you think?
    Down here in SoCal, we just aren't as PC as you guys in NorCal
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    your ghey if your girlfriend's car is cooler then yours
    Last edited by GreyFocus; 04-10-2009 at 03:15 PM.

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    Steve's got a point. This is a public forum after all. lets replace that word with *** or ghey like richard from now on.

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    man i got alot of posts to edit...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JC3D View Post
    if you drive an m3 and in a download meeting tell the driver of the miata that if he couldnt pass him in the straight, he has no business in front of him.

    Someone said that to gordon at streets.
    that someone was not joking? wow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mlk_f1 View Post

    And you're really really really *** if you still don't believe in Aero.

    I second that.

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