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    So lets just say racing includes time trials, since this is my thread and I want to create some heated debate.

    Sex. Sex is great. I started having sex for the first time this week. What a wonderful thing. Although I'm beginning to struggle to figure out whether driving on the track or having sex is more appealing.

    Racing. As for all the bald, overweight old dudes who consider themselves race car drivers on this forum, and as well as Billy and Jeff whom will all choose racing for obvious 'performance' reasons. Lets see if we can sway the masses towards sex rather than racing.

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    LOL @ thread. Aww... Someone lost their v-card. Congrats man! Isn't it awesome. I love racing, but I can't deny the wonderful feeling of some good old Sexy Time...

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    i don't know about u guys. But i always thought these 2 are inseparable. Every time i'm at Pahrump or Willow Inn i order in. i know this is the main reason why Richard can't stop racing. He has to have it every other week.



    Oh and BTW, congrats Kev!!! LOL

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    So this is an argument of semantics like the one asking if time trialing is racing. Everyone agrees racing is racing if you are out on track wheel to wheel.

    I think everyone agrees sex is sex if you are paired up with someone pressing the flesh so to speak. Some say a race is even better if you go lap after lap for hours in an orgy of rubbing fenders and bump drafting.

    So I ask this most important question. Is it sex if you are by yourself, time trialing so to speak?

    To the right of The Sheriff. Isn't everyone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Olitho View Post
    Is it sex if you are by yourself, time trialing so to speak?
    You are married, so you should be an expert on that subject.
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    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS THREAD IS THE BEST hahahahahahaha



    PICTURES OF THE GIRL OR GTFO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Olitho View Post

    So I ask this most important question. Is it sex if you are by yourself, time trialing so to speak?

    Quote Originally Posted by Richard EVO View Post
    You are married, so you should be an expert on that subject.

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    nice thread kevin hahahhaa
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    I don't usually post on Trackhq, but this thread is

    People who just finished his first "HPDE event" are not qualify to talk about w2w or other racing stuff.

    So you should have more sex then come back to compare these two. lol

    I thinik I should say
    CONGRATS!

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    Kev, you could have just gone and "rented a ride" (so to speak).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Olitho View Post
    So I ask this most important question. Is it sex if you are by yourself, time trialing so to speak?
    Good point here, tt is like masturbation. According to Oli's point, I assume that w2w is like orgy since you have fun with more than one person and those Initial D style one on one battle is just the normal sex.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Stuntman View Post
    Kev, you could have just gone and "rented a ride" (so to speak).
    But then you end up with some nasty old beat-up stock car with body damage and possible tranny issues.

    Oh and congrats Kevin

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    Quote Originally Posted by J. Tyler View Post
    But then you end up with some nasty old beat-up stock car with body damage and possible tranny issues.

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    I just voted. Looks like im one of the few so far that enjoy the hell out of sex, but man o man, being behind the wheel is something else. Sorry babe ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by J. Tyler View Post
    But then you end up with some nasty old beat-up stock car with body damage and possible tranny issues.

    Oh and congrats Kevin

    You don't want tranny issues. That can be a surprising scare.

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    LOL... oh Kevin...
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    Quote Originally Posted by J. Tyler View Post
    But then you end up with some nasty old beat-up stock car with body damage and possible tranny issues.

    Oh and congrats Kevin
    You definitely don't want tranny issues, but there's a higher percentage of aftermarket upgrades on rentals. You don't own it, you just rent it, beat the hell out of it, then leave it -perks of not owning it.

    Just find one with low miles, it may not be advanced, but less of a chance of running into issues. Just make sure you don't have a failure. That could cost more money later down the road...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Olitho View Post
    You don't want tranny issues. That can be a surprising scare.

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    Most trannies nowadays are made in Thailand, even my toyota C60.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stuntman View Post
    You definitely don't want tranny issues, but there's a higher percentage of aftermarket upgrades on rentals. You don't own it, you just rent it, beat the hell out of it, then leave it -perks of not owning it.

    Just find one with low miles, it may not be advanced, but less of a chance of running into issues. Just make sure you don't have a failure. That could cost more money later down the road...

    OR you may get this from "renting a ride"



    See the brand...

    caution...
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