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    Default I couldn't believe my annual race license physical....

    I had an appointment with my doctor for my Sports Car Club of America racing license annual physical. He asked me what I did yesterday.

    I told him about my day:
    "Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded across the edge of a pond, escaped from an angry 14 point buck in the heavy brush, marched up and down a steep hill, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of a ditch, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake, then outran a speeding car!"

    Inspired by my story, the doctor said, "You must be an awesome outdoors-man!"

    "No," I replied, "I'm just a crappy driver."
    To the right of The Sheriff. Isn't everyone?

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    Ba-dum bum.

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    When Oli told me he aspired to be a stand-up comic, I told him not to quit his day job.
    The deposed former Sheriff of trackHQ . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Olitho View Post
    I had an appointment with my doctor for my Sports Car Club of America racing license annual physical.
    I didn't know you were THAT old. You don't have to get an annual physical for your SCCA license until you turn 65.
    The deposed former Sheriff of trackHQ . . .

    2006 Porsche 997 Carerra Coupe 6-MT - daily driver
    1992 Honda (Acura) NSX 5-MT - classic investment I couldn't resist and occasionally drive
    2004 Honda S2000 AP2 6-MT - track day car
    2006 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution IX MR 6-MT - when I need a backseat, 4-doors, or a real trunk, and still want to haul ass . . .

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    Certainly explains a few things.

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    wa-wa....

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