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    Oli, splain the new T1 rules for me. I thought they were all getting slowed down but instead the c6 got lighter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by robburgoon View Post
    Oli, splain the new T1 rules for me. I thought they were all getting slowed down but instead the c6 got lighter?

    Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!...

    OK, I caught my breath. Can you explain the moods of a woman? Can you explain how the Big Bang started the universe? Can you explain congress?

    Some things, racing boards for example, defy 'splaining.



    A racer was working on his car in the paddock when he stumbled upon a genie's lamp in an old tool box given to him by an old friend. He picked it up and rubbed it and lo-and-behold, a genie appeared. The racer was amazed and asked if he got three wishes.

    The genie said, "Nope...Due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So...What'll it be?"

    The racer didn't hesitate. He said, "I want to be remembered for bringing sanity to the racing rules, instead of that other nasty stuff like the acrimony, infighting, unfair competition and the cheating. See this rule book? I want these rules to all make sense and be followed fairly."

    The genie looked at the competition rule book exclaimed, "Jeez, Fella! You people have been arguing and fighting about this stuff since the second car was built. I'm good, but not THAT good. I don't think it can be done. Make another wish."

    The racer thought for a minute and said, "You know, people really hate those guys who work on the CRB. Even though they are appointed as experts, people call them idiots, incompetents, self-interested double dealers and worse. They are mean, ugly, and push everyone around. I wish for them to be the most loved and respected people in the world. I want everybody to like them. That's what I want."
    The genie let out a long sigh and said, "Lemme see that racing rule book again."
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    Seriously though, did something new develop?

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    If we don't get the revised rules we are looking for in STO then it will get real ugly. STO is supposed to be the new T1. Those rules are supposedly getting released today.
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    This is the photo sequence from which that poster photo was taken.

    Pics from Road America Runoffs STO/T1 2012--The last one is unreal !!! - Corvette Forum
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    T1 is close racing...SpecMiata's for men

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatbillybob View Post
    T1 is close racing...SpecMiata's for men
    Indeed, Spec Miata is for men and a few women.
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    Carl, I fixed it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatbillybob View Post
    T1 is close racing...SpecMiata's for men
    Well, a particular kind of man.

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    ^^^ For those of you who have never met Oli in person, well, that's him!
    The deposed former Sheriff of trackHQ . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard EVO View Post
    ^^^ For those of you who have never met Oli in person, well, that's him!
    But I quit smoking. It is too unhealthy.
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