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    Some say he has only
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    Aside from their cost I never understood why people race them.
    But obviously I just dont get it. -fatbillybob

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    three testicles and one kidney

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    and a brain smaller than

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    three testicles and one kidney

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    a piston. That was when
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    Aside from their cost I never understood why people race them.
    But obviously I just dont get it. -fatbillybob

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    too much rebound started happening...

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    And he decided to drive

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    his finger into a clenched...

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    Sheriff bent over who likes
    To the right of The Sheriff. Isn't everyone?

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    me to resign as Sheriff
    The deposed former Sheriff of trackHQ . . .

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    1992 Honda (Acura) NSX 5-MT - classic investment I couldn't resist and occasionally drive
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    2006 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution IX MR 6-MT - when I need a backseat, 4-doors, or a real trunk, and still want to haul ass . . .

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    So, sadly, the Sheriff resigned

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    or so he thought. Unbeknownst
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    Aside from their cost I never understood why people race them.
    But obviously I just dont get it. -fatbillybob

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    to him he could not

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    get his gentlemen sausage working

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    and he became so alarmed

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    that he bought a Miata

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    and turned to the darkside
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    And his penis grew three

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    sizes that day, they say

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    Now he hung like Chihuahua
    If nothing happens and there is no one around why did it not happen?

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    but of the teacup variety

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