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    Default 20 Questions with Astraist

    1. Where do you currently reside?

    2. Do little Israelites begin their racing careers with kid karts or miniature donkeys?

    3. How smooth is too smooth?

    4. Why are the TrackHQ regulars so hostile to your friendly, professional, and enlightening advice?

    5. Mirrors: convex, concave, or flat?

    6. Do you think mlkF1 reads every thread on TrackHQ?

    7. Who is the fastest TrackHQ member?

    8. Who rocks the best facial hair: RichardEVO or ClemKevin?

    9. Who would win in a fight: Stuntman or J. Tyler? (Assume each are armed with various auto shop tools and have had too much Red Bull for one evening)

    10. Who is the greatest professional instructor in all of Israel?

    11. Why won't you post video of you driving?

    12. How old are you?

    13. Who is the best pro driver from Israel?

    14. Did zjchaser have a good excuse for being slower in his tuned Mod-RWD class Exige than J. Tyler in a family sedan at this year's Redline Time Attack Las Vegas?

    15. Are the falafels in Manhattan as good as they are in Jerusalem?

    16. How much bacon do you eat in a week?

    17. You are stranded on an island in the South Pacific. You have to choose one TrackHQ member to survive with; who do you choose?

    18. Will a female homo sapien ever join TrackHQ.com?

    19. What's your best time at BW CW13?

    20. Olitho is getting a tattoo on his chest and you won the contest to pick the design. What do you choose?

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    I got a chuckle out of 14
    Do you understand?

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    LMAO
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    Quote Originally Posted by tq3z View Post
    I got a chuckle out of 14
    he could have at least done me the honor of spelling my name right ......fixed it for him.

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    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDMhlvbOFaM[/YOUTUBE]
    Milkshake!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    #15 I go with Manhattan

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    #18. Astraist is female. Or at least he's a pussy.
    The deposed former Sheriff of trackHQ . . .

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    Or a Shemale/Tranny

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    I thought there was a female on TrackHQ.com. Wasn't she doing some sort of civic build? I'm being serious so if I'm wrong I apologize.

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    YES! So much win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard EVO View Post
    #18. ......................
    Quote Originally Posted by TrackZ View Post
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    Hey now, that's not nice

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    freaking Jeff.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by J. Tyler View Post
    1. Where do you currently reside?

    2. Do little Israelites begin their racing careers with kid karts or miniature donkeys?

    3. How smooth is too smooth?

    4. Why are the TrackHQ regulars so hostile to your friendly, professional, and enlightening advice?

    5. Mirrors: convex, concave, or flat?

    6. Do you think mlkF1 reads every thread on TrackHQ?

    7. Who is the fastest TrackHQ member?

    8. Who rocks the best facial hair: RichardEVO or ClemKevin?

    9. Who would win in a fight: Stuntman or J. Tyler? (Assume each are armed with various auto shop tools and have had too much Red Bull for one evening)

    10. Who is the greatest professional instructor in all of Israel?

    11. Why won't you post video of you driving?

    12. How old are you?

    13. Who is the best pro driver from Israel?

    14. Did zjchaser have a good excuse for being slower in his tuned Mod-RWD class Exige than J. Tyler in a family sedan at this year's Redline Time Attack Las Vegas?

    15. Are the falafels in Manhattan as good as they are in Jerusalem?

    16. How much bacon do you eat in a week?

    17. You are stranded on an island in the South Pacific. You have to choose one TrackHQ member to survive with; who do you choose?

    18. Will a female homo sapien ever join TrackHQ.com?

    19. What's your best time at BW CW13?

    20. Olitho is getting a tattoo on his chest and you won the contest to pick the design. What do you choose?
    Astraist, we are waiting

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    good stuff.

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    Billy Jeff
    Please, no guesses or claims as to who I am in public.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J. Tyler View Post
    Astraist, we are waiting



    Yes. I am at the tattoo parlor and they are waiting for me to tell them what to do. There is a big mean hairy guy here who is getting angry because I am taking up a booth. I think his name is Louie and he means business.

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    Hilarious! Especially #16!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DocNrock View Post
    Hilarious! Especially #16!
    It's between you and Jeff as to who is the biggest anti-Semite on the board.
    The deposed former Sheriff of trackHQ . . .

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    1992 Honda (Acura) NSX 5-MT - classic investment I couldn't resist and occasionally drive
    2004 Honda S2000 AP2 6-MT - track day car
    2006 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution IX MR 6-MT - when I need a backseat, 4-doors, or a real trunk, and still want to haul ass . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard EVO View Post
    It's between you and Jeff as to who is the biggest anti-Semite on the board.
    LOL

    Not anti-semite, just thought it was funny. Besides, maybe he eats turkey bacon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard EVO View Post
    It's between you and Jeff as to who is the biggest anti-Semite on the board.
    Don't worry, I'll make a thread for you next

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